Two Words One Finger

my decision-making skills closely resemble magnet

bad idea card

happy birthday fucker card

balancing act card

crushing it card

committees card

happy birthday from the dog card

inhale the good shit. exhale the bullshit. notepad

you are part of my story sweet notepad

viral fuck fuckity fuck striped illusion kitchen towel

welcome to the shitshow cocktail napkin

klondike "mix and match coaster"

amateur coaster "mix and match coaster"

not coming "mix and match coaster"

prayers needed "mix and match coaster"

she hugged me "mix and match coaster"

shitty housewife "mix and match coaster"

tumble out of bed "mix and match coaster"

wisdom highlights "mix and match coaster"

dong lover magnetic poetry kit