This is Crumbs

sanity is my safe word. — crumbs tee

aging out of giving a shit. — crumbs tee

you can't make everyone happy. you're not divorced. — crumbs tee

you can't make everyone happy. you're not a dog. — crumbs tee

ask the dog walker. — crumbs tee

reinvention wasn't a weak ass bitch. — crumbs tee

midlife is the new black. — crumbs tee

all my best friends are carbs. — crumbs tee

donuts do it for me. — crumbs tee

denial is a destination. — crumbs tee

running on caffeine and denial. — crumbs tee

happy confident normalist. — crumbs tee

redirecting negativity. — crumbs tee

you can't make everyone happy. you're not a carb. — crumbs tee

it's fine. that's fine. i'm fine. — crumbs tee

reset in progress — crumbs tee

recovering from everything — crumbs tee (printify)