The WHATEVER Network!

hasa diga eebowai -- short-sleeve unisex t-shirt, 100% cotton

one outta 14000605 #endgamemath tshirt

hasa diga eebowai -- super-soft tri-blend t-shirt (bella&canvas)

caution red flag keychains!

red challenge flag (football) - somanyredflags.com

yard sign?!? ("stop ignoring so many red flags")

shred that sh*t! (you send it. we shred it!)

danger red flags! (because ignoring red flags can be just as dangerous as construction site dangers!)

shred that sh*t! (you send it. we shred it!)

custom confusing shirts! (wingdings? binary? russian?)

passing notes -- via text message screen?!?

tickets to time-traveler conventions (regional, national, and global)

personalitywhatever.com

the "sex timer!" - exclusively from sextimer.com

please venmo me "my nickel back"

keep score (in your relationship?!) with this table-top relationship scorekeeper!

table-top scorekeeper! (relationshipwhatever.com and/or climaxcounter.com?!?)

table-top "life fouls" scorekeeper!!

interstate 69 (i-69) super-soft tri-blend t-shirt

here is "your nickel back"