The Storied Shelf

i’m retired, do it yourself – 20 oz black tumbler

sometimes i think i’m indecisive, but i really can’t be sure – 20 oz black tumbler

i wake up every morning and piss excellence – 20 oz black tumbler

teamwork: you can always blame it on someone else – 20 oz black tumbler

the problem with political jokes is they get elected – 20 oz black tumbler

will work for fishing gear – 20 oz black tumbler

whatever doesn’t kill me better start running – 20 oz black tumbler

i will be good because i am the teacher – 20 oz black tumbler

will work for hunting gear – 20 oz black tumbler

will work for shoes – 20 oz black tumbler

fat people are harder to kidnap – 20 oz black tumbler

please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes – 20 oz black tumbler

if you think i’m stupid, you should meet my brother – 20 oz black tumbler

if you think i’m stupid, you should meet my sister – 20 oz black tumbler

star of life symbol – 20 oz black tumbler

if something here offends you, please let us know – 20 oz black tumbler

you’re just jealous the voices only talk to me – 20 oz black tumbler

i’m not an angry person, stupid people just piss me off – 20 oz black tumbler

world’s okayest golfer – 20 oz black tumbler

i’m not a proctologist – 20 oz black tumbler