The Sophisticated Bonerist

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the more you drink, the better i sound - soft tee

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trombone performance major - soft tee

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i hate trombone - heavy cotton tee

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it ain't gonna swing - heavy cotton tee

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it said fff (sorry, not sorry) - heavy cotton tee

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a guide to trombone positions - heavy cotton tee

world's okayest trombonist - heavy cotton tee

for $100, i'll perform sad trombone at your divorce hearing - heavy cotton tee

my musical repertoire - heavy cotton tee

the more you drink, the better i sound - heavy cotton tee