The Original Underground

ho, why is you here? door mat

the overlook hotel enamel pin

you just got passed by a bad driver flexible magnet

skeleton cat flexible magnet

my stomach hurts and i'm mad at the government flexible magnet

oh lawd he treadin' garden flag

violators will be sacrificed garden flag

cowboy cat garden flag

don't be a salty bitch garden flag

i just about mcf--king had it can cooler

oh lawd he treadin' t-shirt

be the nonsense you want to see in the world greeting card

having me as a child greeting card

i'd shank a b-tch for you greeting card

we're going to die of dysentery "oregon trail" greeting card

thanks for putting up with all my sh-t greeting card

thank you for being my unpaid therapist greeting card

you had me at "i hate that b-tch too" greeting card

tradition is just peer pressure from dead people greeting card

live laugh toaster bath patch