The Bougie Bar

your chariot awaits birthday card

here’s to hoping your age isn’t that high birthday card

tit’s your birthday card

stevie wonder birthday card

saggy boobs birthday card

kermit old af birthday card

nice thick serving birthday card

michael scott the office birthday card

if cats could send birthday cards they wouldn’t card

buttloads of fun birthday card

friday “you’re how old?!” birthday card

mike tyson “you the beth” thank you card

the dude big lebowski birthday card

dwight schrute “false. you’re old.” birthday card

live laugh fuck off sticker

fuck it, fuck them cake sticker

bad bitch o’clock sticker

little birdie birthday card

unicorns farting rainbows birthday card

fucking finally wedding card