Tactical Gear Junkie

as seen on socials - i wake up early so i have more time to be an asshole - 2x4 patch - multicam w/silver

as seen on socials - arrive. fuck shit up. leave. - 2x4 patch - olive drab w/black

as seen on socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they cannot lie. - 2x4 patch - black w/silver

as seen on socials - will fuck for tacos - black w/red

as seen on socials - caffeine, sarcasm, suppressed trauma - 2x3 patch - coyote w/black

as seen on socials - you can lift all you want but if you're a bitch you're still gonna be a bitch - 2x4 - multicam black w/silver

as seen on socials - treat her right - 2x4 patch - black w/pink

as seen on socials - possibly wanted for war crimes - 2x4 patch - multicam w/silver

street cat collection patch 4 - "swift, silent but deadly - tactical skunk - 4" pvc/sublimated patch & sticker combo

big al' - chubby but dangerous - ocp 3.5" pvc patch - meal team 6 member patch & sticker combo

combo - potm - november 2025 - looking for who the fuck asked you - patch and sticker

potm november 2025 - looking for who the fuck asked you - unisex t-shirt

potm november 2025 - looking for who the fuck asked you - unisex hoodie

november 2025 potm - looking for who the fuck asked you - 3.5" - sticker

november 2025 potm - looking for who the fuck asked you - 4" embroidered patch

as seen on socials - my holiday plans? a nice meal followed by crying on a hookers belly - 2x4 patch - multicam w/spice

as seen on socials - everything hurts, and i'm hungry - 2x3 patch - olive drab w/neon green

as seen on socials - nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all - black w/silver

as seen on socials - you're dry humping my last nerve. - black w/neon green

as seen on socials - rock, paper, scissors - throat punch - i win! - 2x4 patch - black w/multi