Subversive Cross Stitch

i love you more than pumpkin spice

guest towel kit: warsh your hands

guest towel kit: please don't do coke in the bathroom

pdf: dang it all to heck

pdf: angels we have heard are high

pdf: he sees you when you're drinking

pdf: santa's little helpers

don't make this about you

other people ruin everything

happy fucking holidays (candy cane)

ho ho ho

get lit

you're so naughty

he knows when you get high

santa's little helpers

baby bib kit: nom nom nom

baby bib kit: tiny overlord

the solution to the ills of democracy is more bourbon

shut up liver, you're fine

pdf: shut up liver, you're fine