Simple Guy T-Shirts

i can't. i have plans. in the garage.

i'm not retired i'm a professional grandpa

bruh t-shirt

you look really weird that doing with your head

i always carry a little pot with me

my opinion offended you? you should hear what i keep to myself t-shirt

awesome like my daughter

take it easy on me - my wife is pregnant t-shirt

i told my therapist about you

the original wingman

duct tape: it can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound

chance of sarcasm:

can't hear you, i'm gaming

the dogfather

never trust an atom, they make up everything

this is my ugly christmas sweater

the best brothers get promoted to uncle t-shirt

legends were born

great dads get promoted to grandpas

bear attack tip: if attacked play dead