Shut Up and Take my MONEY

i got you some jumper cables postcard

row row row your boat postcard

employee of the month runner up postcard

eat a bag of dicks postcard

beware! feral office staff postcard

i wonder what my job description says today sticker

warning not great with humans sticker

it's always fucking something postcard

born to dilly dally sticker

don't ask me i just work here postcard

some days the best thing about my job sticker

100% that bitch sticker

let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today sticker

bitch don't make me lose my fucking sheet sticker

try me witch sticker

here lies my freaking motivation sticker

spooky edition: sticker 10-pack

you inspire my inner serial killer sticker

drink coffee, do spells, fuck the system sticker

on the day you were hired the stars were perfectly aligned card