Shut Up and Take my MONEY

might quit my job to focus on summer sticker

welcome to the shit show keychain

sure! let me drop everything and work on your problem sticker

fuck you this much keychain

ask me about my lobotomy keychain

i wonder what my job description says today keychain

weird vibes only badge reel

someone's weird coworker keychain

spell icup bumper sticker

my doctor told me i got "reptile dysfunction", what a fuckin idiot bumper sticker

don't hit me i just took a bunch of gas station boner pills and they're about to kick in bumper sticker

me and my homies hate flock cameras custom printed t-shirt

hooked up with a big one embroider hat

i’ll take the fat friend custom printed t-shirt

i majored in alcohology hat

lot lizard lover custom printed t-shirt

if you ain't first custom printed t-shirt

life can be beautiful t-shirt

life can be beautiful custom printed hat

stop honking! i'm eating shredded cheese from a bag