Shield Republic

even cupid open carries

guns don't fill the emptiness in your soul

defy your local tyrant

mount trumpmore

this is going to be a great christmas

prayer is not a backup plan

unburdened by what has been

don't stop retrievin' black lab

don't stop retrievin' chocolate lab

don't stop retrievin yellow lab

santa supports the 2nd amendment

most wonderful time for a beer

i may be trash but that means i'm someone's treasure opossum

just call me garbage

i identify as a conspiracy theorist

i suck at apologies

if we lie to the government

hold fast to what is good

our forefathers were felons too

don't be so offended