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i didn't make it this far to start behaving now

if you think the things i say are bad, you should hear what i keep to myself

people will tell you to grow up & get a life, but it's a trap.

age like old cheese. full of character and slightly offensive

life is too short to be normal. stay weird.

dd214 alumni

please be patient with me. i’m from the 1900s.

future decisions will be made using the eenie meenie miney moe system

grumpy old veteran

don’t be mad cause i’m a little cooler

being an adult is weird. i’m just unsupervised all the time seems so unsafe.

in my defense, i was left unsupervised

got pizza?

i’m not addicted to chocolate were just in a committed relationship

retired not expired

i enjoy romantic walks through the hardware store

i’m not addicted to coffee. we’re just in a committed relationship.

drink coffee do stupid things faster with more energy

i stay hydrated by adding ice to my coffee