PureSarcasm

well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty – sarcastic sweatshirt

life’s good, you should get one – sarcastic t-shirt

every word you say lowers the average iq - sarcastic tank tops | puresarcasm

whenever i go running, i meet new people… like paramedics. - sarcastic tumblers | puresarcasm

i found your nose. it was in my business. - sarcastic hoodies | puresarcasm

life is full of disappointments - sarcastic hoodies | puresarcasm

i’m not a hot mess. i’m a spicy disaster. - sarcastic tank tops | puresarcasm

they say good things take time… that’s why i’m always late. - sarcastic hats | puresarcasm

may all your troubles last as long as your new year’s resolutions! - sarcastic sweatshirts | puresarcasm

if karma doesn’t strike you, then i will. - sarcastic hoodies | puresarcasm

when karma gets you, i’ll be sitting in the front row, clapping. - sarcastic long sleeve | puresarcasm

i sht you not, i sht everywhere - sarcastic t-shirts | puresarcasm

apocalypse now, snacks later - sarcastic sweatshirts | puresarcasm

i pee alone once a month - sarcastic mug | puresarcasm

my mood swings have mood swings - sarcastic mug | puresarcasm

i’m 90% sarcasm, 10% panic - sarcastic tank tops | puresarcasm

warning: i know too many curses - sarcastic tank tops | puresarcasm

life is a dumpster fire, i’m the spark - sarcastic t-shirts | puresarcasm

i don’t do normal, i do disaster - sarcastic tank tops | puresarcasm

sarcasm: because assault is illegal - sarcastic sweatshirts | puresarcasm