PureSarcasm

visited in-laws, lost weekend - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

opened door, in-laws stayed - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

answered email, weekend died - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

pulled lever, rent vanished - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

chased losses, slots laughed - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

paid rent, ate cereal - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

voted angry, googled emigration - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

joined gym, mastered excuses - sarcastic t-shirt | puresarcasm

said vows, sleep divorced - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

watched debate, unfollowed family - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

separate beds, married roommates - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

shared hot take, table silent - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

tweeted joke, career evaporated - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

boycotts until card declined - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

launched candle shop, overdraft bloomed - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm|

one parlay from eviction - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

overdrafted, still color-coordinated - sarcastic hoodie | puresarcasm

posted gym selfie, skipped workout - sarcastic hoodie | puresarcasm

linked supplements, skipped squats - sarcastic hoodie | puresarcasm

donated campaign, bought silence - sarcastic hoodie | puresarcasm