PureSarcasm

professional avoider of phone calls - sarcastic long sleeve shirt

please stop breathing near me - sarcastic long sleeve shirt

sorry, wrong group chat - sarcastic long sleeve shirt

replied mentally. out loud. - sarcastic long sleeve shirt

oops, married a roommate - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

my dog pays more rent - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

congrats, i ate my feelings - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

definitely skipped leg day... forever - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

love me, but quietly - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

financial plan: lies and vibes - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

adulting: my favorite nightmare - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

born to procrastinate aggressively - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

diet starts: urge to cry - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

oops, friended another narcissist - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

probably making it worse - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

crypto fixed everything (lol) - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

pretending that salad was enough - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

still poor, just hotter - sarcastic long sleeve shirt | puresarcasm

meal prepped anxiety again - sarcastic hoodie | puresarcasm

always broke, never budgeted - sarcastic hoodie | puresarcasm