PureSarcasm

scheduled fun dies by tuesday - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

i quit quitting tomorrow - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

legally awake, spiritually deceased - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

my kids show no mercy - sarcastic tank top | puresarcasm

scanned myself, no likes - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

meetings: where ideas go to die - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

every room’s a threat assessment - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

my in-laws came pre-assembled - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

abs aren’t worth the trauma - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

married up, leveled down - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

mom said not to trust me - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

we should totally reschedule forever - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

still muted, like my soul - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

meal prepped anxiety & toast - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

elected idiots, unelected consequences - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

becoming my dream is exhausting - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

married you, got them free - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

break room? i broke first. - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

i apologize for my dog's standards - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm

fueled by regret & vodka - sarcastic sweatshirt | puresarcasm