Petty Paper

my dog says you're a hoe

not today satan

thanks i guess

i know where you live

thank you for not dying

we listen we don't judge, raccoon

tree ring milestone

your birthday stinks skunk

congrats, you lovebirds

iou friend appreciation

shared apology

we're dying of dysentery loser

never too old for a new grill (boy)

back to school raccoon

new home, haunted house

whimsical thanksgiving feast

when life gives you lemons, add vodka

happy birthday, you fossil

my dog said you're a hoe

happy overdue birthday