Lavender & Rage

santa knows you've been a bitch greeting card

it's going down for real greeting card

from the windows to the walls, i'm about to deck these halls greeting card

tis the season (fdt halloween) tea towel

radicalized by basic decency bird tea towel

even baddies get saddies tea towel

santa's favorite feminist tea towel

i beg your finest fucking pardon tea towel

herbs for reproductive freedom tea towel

halloween bookshelf tea towel

love me like my demons do tea towel

jingle bell rock tea towel

cozy ghost tea towel

you just yee'd your last haw tea towel

not thriving, just aggresively surviving tea towel

xanax is what's for dinner tea towel

it's not a trap house, it's a trap home tea towel

women don't owe you shit tea towel

don't tread on me tea towel

sorry gotta go the vibes are off tea towel