Lavender & Rage

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hang in there it gets worse tea towel

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don we now our gay apparel tea towel

sleigh my name tea towel

big nick energy tea towel

unfestive santa tea towel

from the window to the wall i'm about to deck these halls tea towel

nothing for you tea towel

well hung tea towel

i saw that, you nasty tea towel

you ain't getting shit tea towel

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sleigh the patriarchy tea towel

read banned books tea towel

baking is punk tea towel

heathen season tea towel

deck my halls daddy tea towel

my neck my back my naughty children sack tea towel

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