Hooks and Unicorns

dirty toys and lots of noise boy mom t-shirt

are we drunk bachelorette or girls day out t-shirt

free hugs just kidding don't touch me

let me file that under idgaf

livin the scrub life nurse t-shirt

nurses call the shots t-shirt

fixin cuts and stickin butts nurse t-shirt

sleep all day, nurse all night t-shirt

i just want to be a stay at home dog mom

i just want to be a stay at home cat mom

busy being a dog mama t-shirt

best dog mom ever t-shirt

yet, despite the look on my face you're still talking

i'm really not funny, i'm just mean and people think i'm joking t-shirt

high functioning introvert t-shirt

parenting style somewhere between no don't, and oh what the h*** t-shirt

don't rush me i'm waiting for the last minute t-shirt

oh honey, i am that mom t-shirt

if you're testing my waters you better know how to swim t-shirt

be savage not average t-shirt