Hilarious Humanitarian

you made a human thats wild card

you are the human equivalent of finding street parking card

you're getting older and the country's getting weirder card

believe in yourself socks

ornamental/henna temporary tattoo pack ✶

live laugh lobotomy kitchen towel

having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card sticker

less scrolling more strolling sticker

be gay read books sticker

i heard you like bad girls i'm bad at everything sticker

the screaming goat (desktop accessory)

hot girls like pickles sticker (glitter or white available)

possum posse keychain

prescription pals earrings

let's go get an iced beverage and then hit a few curbs air freshener - strawberry scented

i'm fine everything is fine pouch

truly terrifying trivia - 200 cards

life is a pair of pants and i'm just shitting in 'em iridescent acrylic keychain

petty motherfucker socks

everything is a conspiracy when you don't understand how anything works bumper sticker