Hilarious Humanitarian

don't park too close i'm thick bumper magnet

our friendship has saved me thousands in therapy card

a little birdie told me it was your birthday and i was like fuck me, it's a talking bird" card

5 out of 6 cats think you're a cunt card

f*cking glad you're my mom card

dad thank you for loving me even though i was a little shit card

i love pickles- yeah, no shit. that's why your cake is just a pile of them card

happy birthday oldemort card

welcome to the age where you just stop caring card

happy birthday sweet cheeks! card

happy birthday fuckin bitch- i think those clouds are spelling something out card

look at me im a birthday cake card

mini party hat monster surprise pull

happy birthday, here's a dick pic card

screw what everyone else thinks sticker

you're my favorite hoe! card

money for my cat rubber cat coin purse

having a black cat means sometimes i talk to a sweater on my bed magnet

i'm having an ipa (intense panic attack) magnet

this is frank and midge meyers. they wish you a wholesome birthday card