High Cotton

besties - because those other bitches coaster

i may be slow bumper magnet

i'm not lollygagging bumper magnet

what's the hurry bumper magnet

binge watching your kids bumper magnet

get off my tail bumper magnet

oh shit was that today bumper magnet

some say the glass is half empty coaster

i would tell you to f*ck off coaster

still waiting for those cookies funny coaster

chill the f*ck out funny coaster

if you drink wine fast enough coaster

see no evil. hear no evil coaster

you pretend to throw the ball coaster

trust me i'm a doctor funny coaster

my mom says i'm special coaster

you use a wine stopper - that's adorable coaster

oh shit, was that today? coaster

love is love bumper magnet

i'm just going to smile coaster