Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

“calm, collected, & slightly dangerous” beaded cord necklace | 32” | donut pendant

“holiday breakdown in a bottle” red cord beaded necklace | 26” | magnetic clasp | glitter bottle pendant

“calm on the surface, chaos in a bottle” blue cord beaded necklace | 32” | toggle clasp | glitter bottle pendant

“mood swings & magic dust” purple beaded necklace | 32” cord | screw clasp | glitter bottle pendant

“sweet but psychotic” pink beaded necklace | 30” cord | handmade glitter bottle pendant necklace

rainbow chaos beaded necklace | 28” black cord necklace | iridescent glass beads + resin pendant | handmade statement piece

black cord potion necklace | 26”handmade glass vial necklace | glitter charm pendant | minimal chaos jewelry

neon yellow potion necklace | 32” leather cord | glass vial charm | lobster clasp | handmade statement jewelry

purple leather potion necklace | 32” cord | beaded statement necklace | glass vial charm | screw clasp | handmade chaos jewelry

red leather heart necklace | beaded charm necklace | 28” cord | lobster claw clasp | handmade statement jewelry

sweet chaos bottle necklace | pink leather cord | beaded charm necklace | heart clasp magic

emotional support chaos necklace | ocean storm pendant | blue leather cord | beaded statement piece

ocean mood swing necklace | green & teal swirl pendant | 34” blue cord | statement chaos

ocean calm (but make it chaos) necklace | turquoise & ivory beaded pendant | 28” cord | heart clasp

sunset chaos beaded pendant necklace | purple & orange | 28” black cord | handmade statement jewelry

purple beaded pendant necklace | 28” cord | screw clasp | handmade chaos jewelry

lime green beaded pendant necklace | magnetic clasp | handmade statement chaos

aqua beaded pendant necklace | handmade statement jewelry | fdss

“best buckin’ dad ever” hunting mouse pad | funny deer dad gift | fdss

“best buckin’ dad ever” deer hunting mouse pad | funny dad gift | fdss