Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Ship from USA · 888 items · On Agora since 2026
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white “i love mom” beaded pen
steampunk timekeeper jar (because time means nothing anyway) ⏳⚙️
lilac rose candle – beautiful, fractured, still thriving
💜🥀 lilac candle
🥀🥥 coconut rose candle
holding hands heart wax melt (emotionally supportive, mildly judgy) 🖤🔥
coconut love wax melt (tropical feelings, zero commitment) 🥥❤️
jack-o’-lantern candle of questionable intentions 🎃🔥
patchouli skull candle – burn the vibes, not the house
👻 patchouli ghost mug candle
✨ choose to shine (even when you’re barely functioning) ✨
sisters make the best friends candle
strawberry short fuse candle
🍓 strawberry short fuse candle
this is where your shit goes | paint pour glass trinket bowl | one-of-a-kind fdss art
cosmic chaos — “i was supposed to be a normal bowl” | paint pour glass bowl
midnight void resin vase (smoke + violet chaos drip rim)
functional dysfunction vase (purple/teal chaos)
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