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i'm not old, i'm classic

joe biden vs convicted felon

at least my dog loves me

it's called pop not soda

irish i had more beer

black american freedom - juneteenth

funcle - like an uncle, only funnier

can i pet your dog?

i like beer and maybe 3 people

pizza slayer

i piss excellence

i'm very vulnerable right now if any goth girls would like to take advantage of me

like my personality? i have a few more

superdad

i heart dilfs

life sucks but i suck better

one mental breakdown later...

juneteenth is my independence day - juneteenth

home of the brave

if my team doesn't win, i'm going to kill myself