Feelin Good Tees™

sorry honey i can't hear you without a beer in my hand t-shirt

don't argue with an idiot. he'll drag you down to his level beat you with experience t-shirt

don't confuse my personality with my attitude t-shirt

calm down take a deep breath & hold it for about 20 minutes t-shirt

after monday & tuesday even the calender says wtf t-shirt

you are nothing but treble t-shirt

i would rather cuddle, then have sex. if you're good with grammar, you'll get it t-shirt

on the outside i may appear rude, sarcastic jerk just like an onion t-shirt

i want time to sit, read, take a nap and snack go back to kindergarten t-shirt

i'm only responsible for what i say, not for what you understand t-shirt

when i was a kid no wait i still do that t-shirt

in science we trust t-shirt

this is how i roll t-shirt

sometimes i question my sanity. occasionally it replies. t-shirt

my level of sarcasm is to the point where i don't even know if i'm kidding or not t-shirt

sometimes i wake up grumpy sometime i let her sleep t-shirt

it's not that i don't like you...oh wait...yes it is t-shirt

i pooped today t-shirt

you know the little thing inside your head that keeps saying things you shouldn't t-shirt

if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question t-shirt