Feelin Good Tees™

aliens made me do it t-shirt

i dare someone to kidnap me as soon as the meds wear off they will pay me to leave t-shirt

i can't wait to procrastinate t-shirt

refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person t-shirt

i meet or exceed expectations t-shirt

i didn't say you were stupid, i said you are stupid t-shirt

i used to be a people person t-shirt

name the triangles t-shirt

common sense is like deodorant t-shirt

my age is very inappropriate for my behavior t-shirt

i did not mean to offend you, that was just a bonus t-shirt

i don't like morning people or mornings or people t-shirt

i intend to live forever so far so good t-shirt

if i agree with you we'll both be wrong t-shirt

if at first you dont reload and try again t-shirt

my boss told me to have a good day so i went home t-shirt

have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered t-shirt

in alcohol's defense i have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober t-shirt

comma sutra t-shirt

when i was a kid this is not what i expected t-shirt