Corporate Snark

absolutely the fuck not t-shirt

i hate whatever today is t-shirt

maybe swearing will help mug 15oz

straight outta fucks to give mug 15oz

i gave a shit earlier, you missed it mug 15oz

daily shitshow survivors club mug 15oz

i have to say swear words or i will die postcard

born to dilly dally postcard

this meeting could have been a fistfight postcard

i do not spew profanities postcard

you make me wish i had more fingers postcard

fuck you this much postcard

first of all i'm a fucking delight postcard

oh look nobody gives a shit postcard

there is no "i" in cunt postcard

row row row your boat postcard

i got you some jumper cables postcard

fuck you, off, that postcard

you're welcome! it was the least i could do postcard

beware! feral office staff postcard