Corporate Snark

this meeting could have been a fistfight notebook

fuck that respectfully notebook

bitches love spreadsheets notebook

meetings that could have been emails notebook

bitch, working with me is the gift notebook

why don't you cc your mom notebook

how many wtfs does today bring notebook

stupid shit my boss says notebook

go ahead call hr notebook

shit my boss asked me to do notebook

ceo of dumpster fires notebook

that sounds like a monday problem notebook

fucking genius ideas notebook

be the reason hr gets involved notebook

times i was right and nobody listened notebook

i could be meaner notebook

you can cc jesus notebook

list of things i'm going to circle back on notebook

your weird coworker opossum sticker

please don't cc my boss opossum sticker