Captain Catbeard Art

at least nobody's keeping score in here... ...probably

this is a sacred space. respect the ritual. flush.

just here to establish an alibi.

this ain't your first rodeo - aim straight!

sit down cowboy, this is a one-horse stall

no spittin' no shootin' no skippin' the soap

mercury's in retrograde - flush twice to be safe

wash away bad vibes (and other things.)

the fool embarks on many journeys. this one ends with handwashing

the stars have aligned.. they demand air freshener

bathroom crime scene maroon

forensic bathroom unit

don't leave fingerprints

you're not a suspect.. ...yet