Blue Q

moms are the shit w-ankle socks

hot shit oven mitt

please, one shitstorm at a time oven mitt

hey girl hey! i noticed you've been really rocking it lately. dish towel

i love my asshole kids dish towel

i love my boring- ass marriage dish towel

world domination pencil case

don't wash me bro dish towel

might save the world/ where's a good place to take a shit around here? baby socks

i'm your little burrito/ don't blame your farts on me baby socks

hello i'm new here/ have you ever tried screaming??? baby socks

i've got that new baby smell/ try not to fuck me up baby socks

i love your face/ if you drop me i'll remember baby socks

i'm a fucking miracle!/ binge watch me baby socks

i call the shots now/ it's baby time baby socks

please don't fuck with my shit zipper pouch

skunky zipper pouch

i'm not bossy. i'm the boss coin purse

bear necessities pencil case

blossom shoulder tote