BENDER2BENDER

probably on a bender tank

sub to my dom (dolla)

hey have you tried doing less

did i lose my dinghy or did my dinghy lose me

i came i saw i left early

okay well you're lucky i'm even here

not a bender just a casual tuesday

that's not gonna fit in the overhead bin

what do you mean you lost the bag

probably on a bender

soberphobic

bury me at the club

i'm a rave mom

i'm tired of this grandpa

milf molly i'd like to find

an ekg just sounds like a good time

don't k me actually yes k me

so i can do more

hey quick question are you fucking kidding me

messica simpson