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i love you a lottle. it's like a little except alot. quote coaster

sometimes i have to tell myself it's just not worth the jail time. quote coaster

i can't adult today, tomorrow doesn't look good either quote coaster

if you're not a bad influence i'm afraid we can't be friends quote coaster

men have feelings too! for instance we feel hungry quote coaster

potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka.. quote coaster

to me, essential oils are what drips out of the tacos quote coaster

day 4 without alcohol: lost hearing in my left eye quote coaster

i'm sorry did i roll my eyes out loud? quote coaster

used a napkin to take some grease off my pizza... quote coaster

when someone asks me if... quote coaster

why limit happy to one hour? quote coaster

you're going to make like a dozen cats really happy someday quote coaster

no one wants to hear about your diet...... quote coaster

hang on let me overthink this quote coaster

i'm not bossy i just have better ideas quote coaster

if there's cocktails count me in quote coaster

the officer said, "you're staggering." i said..... quote coaster

shhh...no one cares quote coaster

some call it complaining i call it motivational speaking. quote coaster