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A blunt, no-nonsense message on a classic black matte case — bold white lettering (with a reversed "P" for emphasis) that gets a laugh at the register every time. Black Matte finish with "Can't Fix Stupid" bold white lettering Genuine Zippo windproof design, distinctive "click" All metal construction, refillable for life Comes packaged in a gift box; fuel, flints, and wicks sold separately
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