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My favorite podcast, My Favorite Murder, is filled with words to live by and this ornament with "You're in a cult. Call your dad." on it is a must for the murderino in your life! Perfect stocking stuffer or gift! Stay sexy this holiday season, avoid cults, and don't get murdered! Each ornament starts with a 3" laser-cut wood base which is then hand-painted and adorned with the image and ribbon. As it is handmade, there may be very slight differences from item to item. I try to keep them as identical to the photo as possible. :) The ornament top and ribbon color may vary. Please contact me if a specific color is desired.
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