You're a Badass Card

Is it time to congratulate someone? Say it with this congratulations greeting card inspired by Hypholoma fasciculare, a common but poisonous woodland mushroom that contains fasciculol, a chemical able to suppress the growth of surrounding plants and a ploy the mushroom uses to its advantage. Go tell your friend how proud you are of them! Folded card. Blank inside. Comes with a white envelope. Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in. Printed on matte paper.