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Throw on this Gildan 50/50 tee and let the world know you’re not here for salads, safe spaces, or anybody’s delicate feelings. This parody tee takes a swing at fast food royalty with a design that hits harder than a drive-thru order at 2 a.m. It’s bold, it’s rowdy, and it proudly announces you’ve got the damn meats—and you’re not shy about it. Soft, durable, and built for ranch hands, hell-raisers, and anyone who laughs at jokes they probably shouldn’t repeat in public. Logo on the back, attitude on the front, trouble in between. Wear it loud. Wear it wrong. Wear it like you mean it. Available in RED, because we punched the people trying to sell us 'salmon' in the mangina. Also, we actually work day jobs and we're not an Amazon sweat shop. Please allow 5-7 days for order processing plus shipping time.
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