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"How do you like your coffee?" If your answer involves wood grain instead of cream, this shirt was made for you. For the woodworker who has strong opinions about both their morning brew and their lumber selection, this is the kind of humor that only makes sense to someone who spends more time thinking about walnut versus mahogany than most people spend thinking about anything. It's the inside joke that every sawdust-covered coffee drinker will get immediately, and everyone else will have to Google. Makes a perfect gift for the woodworker, carpenter, or DIY dad in your life who takes their wood species just as seriously as their cup of joe.
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