YOU IDIOT - When and idiot calls you an idiot, they are actually giving you a compliment.

Todd Pike worked as a clerk for the CDC when a visiting sergeant came into the office to make a name for himself by belittling office workers for their menial tasks. The sergeant really made one thin-skin worker feel terrible, but after the sergeant left, Todd whispered in the co-worker's ear, "You do know that when an idiot calls you an idiot, they are actually giving you a compliment," which made the co-worker laugh out loud. This pillow encourages us when idiots direct their attacks against us. • 100% polyester case and insert • Fabric weight: 6.49–8.85 oz/yd² (220–300 g/m²) • Hidden zipper • Machine-washable case • Shape-retaining polyester insert included (handwash only) • Blank product components in the US sourced from China and the US • Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland