Yogurt Card

"I Hate When People Are Eating Yogurt And Spend 30 Minutes Going Apeshit Scraping The Container For Every Last Drop. It’s Fucking Yogurt. Not Cocaine." Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny birthday card. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet durable recycled paper, this greeting card says exactly what your most unfiltered friend is thinking. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday, a ‘we don’t talk about the number’ birthday, or just need a card to say what everyone else is too polite to — this card is guaranteed to get a chuckle. Sometimes the best gift you can give someone is the permission to laugh at themselves. Product Details Includes 1 greeting card with envelope Size: 5" x 5" Material: Recycled paper Made in the USA Additional postage required to mail Inside blank White envelope with colored border included Perfect For Funny birthday gifts for parents and friends Mom and dad birthday cards Milestone birthdays (40th, 50th, 60th, and beyond) “Over the hill” birthday celebrations Pairing with a funny gift, bottle of wine, or cocktail napkins Anyone who appreciates parenting humor and a good laugh Last-minute birthday gift solution Perfect for tucking into a gift bag, pairing with a bottle of wine, or mailing to someone who deserves a good laugh. This card also makes a hilarious standalone gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates wit, humor, and a card that actually says something worth reading.