The Revolution Will Not Be Telegraphed Shirt

When the revolution comes, as it seems to be doing with alacrity, it will come from inside all of us. We'll wake up one day and realize that the world has been festering outrage deep within our souls. Society has turned our bodies into squishy, meaty breweries, and as we walk around every day, we're subtly swishing the hops of cynicism around with the yeast of frustration -- and all seems well until that fateful day when a foamy wellspring of rage will erupt without warning from our neck and dribble down the front of our keen black t-shirt. That's not something you can transmit in Morse code.