Piranhamoose Sticky Notes

What if you could imbue every note you write with a sense of terror? If every grocery list could harness the raw energy of the wild unknown, and every quick to-do had behind it the prerogative of immutable instinct? There are lots of ways to accomplish this, but until now, they have either been illegal, expensive, or permanent. But now, with a pad of Piranhamoose sticky notes, you can leash the beast! That is not a euphemism, or if it is, it doesn't mean what you think.