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Knaves whilst see thou teleport and utter "he cannot afford a steed" Peasants will behold thou raising the dead and jeer, "he cannot mend a wound" Knights shall witness thou cast fire and say "he cannot wield a sword" Assassins doth note thou transforming into mist and deride, "he cannot hide in shadows" Merchants will hear of thou freezing the seas and chuckle, "he cannot sail a ship" Cretins will watch thou command the winds and snicker, "he cannot blow a horn" Nobles will observe thou bending time and jest, "he cannot count the hours"   • 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!