Who'd Have Thought by G Benson

FEATURING: - Marriage of Convenience! - Ice Queen/Age Gap Romance! - A Very Grumpy Cat! - E.R. Nurse x Neurosurgeon! RAINBOW CRATE EXCLUSIVES: - Only Hardcover in Existence! - All-new Dust Jacket illustrated by @JongYiArts! - Cover typography and layout by Rainbow Crate! - Foiled Hardcase by @KitsterCronk! - Foiled Patterned Endpages! - Printed Edges by @MeganRose.Media! SUMMARY: Top neurosurgeon Samantha Thomson needs to get married fast and is tight lipped as to why. And with over $200,000 on offer to tie the knot, no questions asked, cash-strapped ER nurse Hayden Pérez isn’t about to demand answers. The deal is only for a year of marriage, but Hayden’s going into it knowing it will be a nightmare. Sam is complicated, rude, kind of cold, and someone Hayden barely tolerates at work, let alone wants to marry. The hardest part is that Hayden has to convince everyone around them that they’re madly in love and that racing down the aisle together is all they’ve ever wanted. What could possibly go wrong? Rep: Honduran-American pansexual mc, lesbian li, gay side characters, Japanese-American nonbinary side character, side character with Alzheimer's CWs: extremely homophobic parents & language (never condoned), Alzheimer’s (MC’s mother, detailed on-page depiction), accidental misgendering (called out), mentions of losing patients, death of a small child, mentions of infidelity, mentions of parent leaving, hospitals and medical content (multiple scenes in & about), explicit sexual content.