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Product Description: 100% organic cotton Heavyweight 230 GSM Unbleached cotton color Chain stitched Nxwhere California lettering Nxwhere logo stitched on collar 4-thread overlapped stitching for ultra durability Box cut silhouette Made While Watching Reruns of Seinfeld This shirt was painstakingly crafted from natural, unbleached, 100% organic cotton. Unless of course you remember that we are living in a simulation. Which means this line of code was painstakingly crafted from natural, unbleached, 100% organic simulated digital numbers injected into your spine where you are being harvested for cheap energy to power the spaceships of our lizard overlords Care Instructions: Pre-washed Machine wash cold with like colors Do Not Bleach Unless You Want To Hang or tumble dry on low Garment is Not Fireproof (Learned this the hard way.)
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