Merry Shenanigans

PRE-ORDER ETA: MID-LATE JULY If Christmas Sass had a personality… it would be THIS towel. 🎅💅 Meet the holiday kitchen towel that said “traditional” and then immediately added glitter, bubblegum, sass, cocktails, a boujee dog in sunglasses, and a Santa who clearly showed up for the party....not the responsibilities. From martini-sipping snowmen to glam reindeer, bubblegum-blowing Santa, and a dachshund living her BEST sleigh life… this towel is basically your entire holiday mood wrapped into one fabulous, slightly chaotic masterpiece. Let’s be honest… you didn’t come here for a boring towel. You came for the one that gets compliments, laughs, and possibly stolen by your guests. And this one? Yeah… she’s that towel.  Perfect for Moms who are hosting but mentally checked out Friends who bring the wine (and stay too long) Anyone whose Christmas vibe is more “extra” than “silent night” That one person who decorates AND judges everyone else’s decor DETAILS Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton - highly absorbent and lint-free 18" x 28" size - perfect for all kitchen tasks Internal hanging loop - convenient hands-free storage Machine washable - we don't have time for items that aren't. FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS 180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently,  making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.   The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware. Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing. They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.