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Finally, a vampire joke with some bite. “Vampires Suck” stars an adorably deadpan little bat who would like to remind everyone that vampires do, in fact, suck. Literally. The tiny fangs and suspicious drop of blood make the joke painfully obvious, but judging by that blank expression, explaining it was still necessary. This t-shirt is ready to sink its teeth into spooky season while keeping the mood delightfully unserious. Wear it whenever your wardrobe needs a little vampire humor, then wait patiently for everyone else to get it. Eventually.
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